It would be best for all involved if they would just memorize this phrase.
With 2 people starting 5th grade today, I thought this would be a nice way to greet the day
DH: uh honey, I think it's the 4th
Twin#1: you forgot the zero
(dad's 50th birthday bash is 2 days away)
DS#1: oh God
If they would just play along and say "that's great Mom/Honey" life would be calmer, now they will be made to suffer, now that I have time alone to plot my revenge for their lack of appreciation.
Oh no, I think my evil twin was showing.....
Hugs and Stitches!